Saturday, April 15, 2006

Hack and Phelm 101

Things I learned from being sick:

1. Unlike easy-prep chicken noodle soup, you have to stir tomato soup or it will burn the pan.

2. Burned tomato soup is still better than starting over.

3. Knowing someone from the internet for 2 months does not allow for enough time to adequately get to know a person before marrying him or her.

4. If you marry someone from the internet after knowing them for 2 months, it's a good idea to use birth control and avoid procreation with said individual.

5. Never buy cold medicine on a fever. You might find yourself with too much nighttime medicine and no daytime medicine. The prospect of operating a motor vehicle to return to the drugstore will present itself as a daunting, almost inconceivable task.

6. Anton, from the band The Brian Jonestown Massacre, is one weird dude; Joel, the tambourine guy, is kinda hot. Courtney Taylor from The Dandy Warhhols is decidedly hot.

7. There are some really affordable Korean Spa options in Los Angeles.

8. Eric Kandel, Nobel Prize-winning neuroscientist at Columbia, began his career hoping to find the loci of the ID, the Ego, and the Superego.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelly.
Jesus Christ, Kelly...

I feel compelled to step in and correct your grevious errors in judgment. Joel the tambourine guy isn't hot! Courtney Taylor is a creep! It's the cold medicine girl. You're wearing Robitussin goggles or something b'c everyone remotely associated with "Dig" is icky and contemptable!

Feel better.

10:38 AM  

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