What's on your bulletin board?
A helpful message from the ever-delightful main office that greeted us Franzies on Thursday morning:
An egregiously obnoxious message that appeared on various bulletin boards on Monday morning. I would be willing to bet that this "highly" gifted boy is actually some kid with school behavior problems ("he's just not challenged in the classroom") and who runs his family ("Sorry, Sarah and Dave, we can't come to dinner because little Miles, who's highly gifted you know, refuses to eat in the presence of anyone other than his two doting parents. We want him to be confident that he's our first priority as not to stunt his ego development."). I would also bet that there is a strong, positive relationship between the 'giftedness' of this child and the insufferability of his mother.
An egregiously obnoxious message that appeared on various bulletin boards on Monday morning. I would be willing to bet that this "highly" gifted boy is actually some kid with school behavior problems ("he's just not challenged in the classroom") and who runs his family ("Sorry, Sarah and Dave, we can't come to dinner because little Miles, who's highly gifted you know, refuses to eat in the presence of anyone other than his two doting parents. We want him to be confident that he's our first priority as not to stunt his ego development."). I would also bet that there is a strong, positive relationship between the 'giftedness' of this child and the insufferability of his mother.
posted by kelly at 10:49 AM
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We only get emails for this sort of thing. Like an email telling us that the email server is down (yeah, really helpful). We also get emails that they are detonating explosives to get through rocks....the problem: they send them out a couple hours after you were hiding under your desk because you thought campus was being bombed or some undergrad just blew something up.
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