It's good to have a plan B.

Message in my OKCupid inbox today:

hey.

my name is aaron.

i like u and i want to be your boyfriend.

i live in australia.

why dont you call me.


Everybody likes a little affirmation now and then.

Today is a "holiday," which means I don't have to feel especially guilty for not getting anything done. It's a beautiful, this-is-why-people-love-Southern-California kind of day outside, the kind that makes you ask yourself how anyone could get any work at all done on a day like today. Oddly enough, although I think working inside is inappropriate, I strongly endorse napping.